EdgyPowell's Cyberpunk Blog

I was on the internet the other day since I’m always on the fucking internet and I went on Facebook, and my friend posted a status about how he was made homeless, so I replied with “What you mean?”, “Why are you homeless?” and he said that he was kicked out of his caravan, he prefers to live in a caravan instead of his house but he’s not a gypsy. So I then asked “may I ask why you were kicked out?” and he said “Certain reasons I cannot discuss on here.” but I knew what it was, he had a fucking weed plant growing in his caravan, which is not a problem with me since I accept the usage of weed, but his parents didn’t it because they are fucked in the head, more fucked in the head than a person smoking weed would be. A friend of his posted a link to a picture of himself half-naked for a amateur Calander cover with the title “here ya go mate…. have a naked calendar of me” which didn’t even exist which got a ‘like’ from my friend, from that point I thought my friend was gay since the friend of his is a boy and my friend is a boy. My other friend posted a comment saying “they kicked you out of there for that?” with some face emoticon which is only visible on a Blackberry smartphone which means my other friend must have been on a Blackberry smartphone but not might have been so I don’t know. Which my friend replied with “Yeah there selling it supposedly.” which upset me a bit since that Caravan is the only way of identifying his house and I don’t want to go in his house since his house might be shit. i then decided to go on chat with him, I said “So…. you can’t stay at the house at all?” and he said that he might be able to share a room with his brother which seems like a better offer than being homeless, but he didn’t agree, he said “well yes if i dont say yes to that rappy offer that i only have a chance of it happening” but I knew he meant “crappy” shortly after I said “So you’re not homeless then?”, I then said “You don’t apprieciate much do you?” and he said “nope”, which I then said in response “Well there you, no stop being so Drama” but I meant “now”, and he said “no drama”, with which I then said “What’s happening to the poor plant then?” since I didn’t want to plant to be thrown away since I had an emotional connection to this plant, it was a lovely plant. He replied with “dunno probably threw away”, at this time I wanted to kill that bitch, he then said “it was destroyed anyway the light came of its hinges and killed it.” which I replied with “fuck”, I didn’t mean sexual intercorse, I meant anger, fucking anger!. He then said “mhmm” which was an interesting choice of words since I hate those words, he could have just said nothing instead of saying “mhmm”, I then said “poor plant, could have cloned it” and he said “yeahh” which two “h”s since he might of pressed the same key twice or was just trying to be cool or something. A minute after this I posted a status about how it was funny that he was “homeless”, but he’s not homeless, he’s just an idiot, I also disabled him from seeing the comment, since I didn’t want to argue with him at this time because I wanted to argue with him another time, and that was it, a fucking end.